(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

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i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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