ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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what do you call a black man with no arms or legs sitting on a porch? "sir" His life is hard enough with out being subject to social rudeness

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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Anti Joke

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