A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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The Bible

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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