If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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Niki Minaj's ass

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What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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