How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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Your existance.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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why dont they make black forks

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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what do you call a black man with no arms or legs sitting on a porch? "sir" His life is hard enough with out being subject to social rudeness

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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Anti Joke

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