A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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A woman's opinion

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

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what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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