what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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knock knock. whos there? ............... stupid kids

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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A black guy walked into a convenience store. He then found what he wanted, and paid with his credit card.

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This is not an anti joke.

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How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

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