What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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