Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

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What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

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Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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What comes after 69? 70

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Hitler

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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