Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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canaan and mallory

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What's funnier than 68 69

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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