In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

thumb_up thumb_down -29

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

thumb_up thumb_down +36

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

thumb_up thumb_down +8

why did the girl cry because she was raped

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

thumb_up thumb_down

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

thumb_up thumb_down -21

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops