why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

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Anti Joke

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