What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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A white man walks into a bar. He stabs 4 people and 1 escapes with extremem blood hemorages. his fanily later finds him bleeding on their family car. They take him to the hospital where he is put on life support. Later that night they are told there is nothing the doctors can do and the man slips away in his sleep. Who is to blame? The black guy in prison.

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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www.xnxx.com

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Why did the girl need a peice of gum after spending 20 minutes parked in the truck with her boyfriend? Because she had spent the last 20 minutes eating sweets, which she couldnt let her mom know she had eaten because her mom calls her fat everyday even though she only weighs 110 pounds, and forces her to only eat vegetables.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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