What is an anti-joke? This is.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

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Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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David Cameron

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how do you win a game try your best

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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An Asian with a big dick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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