Kim Kardashian.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

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what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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A kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans them up? A bear.

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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knock knock Come in!!!

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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A funny joke: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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i'm funny

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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