What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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A man makes a sandwich.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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