Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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i hate black people

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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