Keep up the fun Nero!

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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neil patrick harris

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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I killed someone today. :D

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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