the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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