What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

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Anti Joke

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