Jerry.

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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PICKLES

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I have a crush on my dad.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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when do you go to heaven? Never

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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