- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Homo say what?

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

The Holocaust

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

I'm homeless.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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