How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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Deadly cancer.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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DERP

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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