What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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your mom is so fat.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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