Why was 6 afraid of 7? Well it all started when 7 did something horrible to 8 and 9. Always being used for various things and never getting credit, 7 finally snapped one day at the office. He went home for lunch, which was uncharacteristic for him. He came back with a large duffle bag and a trench coat on. He walked into the the middle of the office and opened the bag and trench coat. The events that followed are now known as the office slaughtering of 1992. 7 ended up gutting 8 alive and eating its intestines. 9 was forced to watch then inch by inch was cut up. His heart was ripped out and shown to him before he died. The body was then thrown into acid, and 7 hung himself with piano wire, but lived. 7 also has herpes and 6 doesnt want anything to do with that shit.

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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