Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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Caolan and Eamon

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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