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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

A black man killed someone

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

A man walked into a bar...Ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall of the building and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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