- Anti Joke

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

Knock knock I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

One more note for my children: ...My words appeal to your dark, evil side, it is that which might trigger your fear and disgust... But dont blame your fear on me you moron... ....To those that react with fear and disgust towards my comments: You know the fear and disgust in you, your own emotions make you feel fear and disgust for yourselves, because like all and everything that feels the inspiring words of the Black Angel... ...You know you like it ;) The friendly Black Angel/R*pist: God can free you from the temptation I inspired in your heart, but why would you? Now, thumb this comment down, so you can feel "good about yourself" and suffer in life in order to become a slave and serve the one that made you suffer troughout life... You think me, yet you fail to see that if it where me, I would have be Jehovah your GOD!... ...Worry not though, all of those that plan to stick alive for 10-15 years and I allow to live, will get to serve The Only God, your EMPEROR: Moral Man... Know my name and fear it, and yes mortal, you will also be screaming it...

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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