Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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Video Games

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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