- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

A women leaves the kitchen.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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