What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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zebras

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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