Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

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How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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Anti Joke

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