FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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