So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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