What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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Why couldn't Tommy pick up the bunny? Because the bunny was schizophrenic and Tommy wasn't real.

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what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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