What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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