Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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