knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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