Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, cause he didn't make it till Christmas...

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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