Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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Where do you live? In a house

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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A man with glasses and a cane walks out if a clothing store and accidentally bumps into a woman, knocking his hat off "Can't you watch where you're going?" the woman asks. The man then slaps her, knocking her to the ground. He picks up his new designer fedora, and drives off in his $90,000 Cadillac. The woman, after dusting herself off, gets the guy's plates, convinces a few witnesses to testify against the man, and informs the authorities of an assault. He was later arrested for assault as well as pimping and soliciting sex. He is found guilty in a court of law and is sentenced to 2-5 years in prison, and is doled a hefty fine.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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