What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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Rebecca Black.

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Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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