An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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