- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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