Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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Q: what do you call a black guy on the moon A: An astronaut you resist bastard

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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Listen pretty lady, NO WHAT WE HAVE BEEN DOING FOR LIKE SIXTEEN HOURS OR SOMETHING NON STOP STRAIGHT, IS VERBOTEN! Honestly, for me its a bit of a requirement, sure girls can go all like "But you are like friendzoned to me now", but then I... Hmm, you know, not a womanizer,my wife has the right word for it, I am a seducer.... Suddenly I do not like the sound of that, actually Its not a bit of a requirement, it is TOTALLY a requirement. Say, does it bother you when I mention my wife like at randomness?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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