A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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