Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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Rebecca Black

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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