What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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T u r n i p s

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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Male leadership.

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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