Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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