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Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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whats really hot the sun

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knock knock ... no one was in

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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So. The gays. ...

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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