Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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