What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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