There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A girl who really needs to see the doctor.

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Why do Black people love chicken? Because it is delicious.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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why did the Mexican shoot himself? because his wife miscarried, hung herself, and his oldest brother had cancer. also when he was 5, his parents died in a car accident, leaving his abusive uncle to care for him. he also had erectile dysfunction which caused him severe pain. did i mention he was an illegal, homeless immigrant who was addicted to methamphedimine and owed several million dollars to a man who repeatedly raped him anally? he was.

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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