- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

Your mama's so fat.

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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