What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh.. Okay.

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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Society.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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Rush Limbaugh

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Was in a coma, survived trough smoke and mirrors, and I had 3 separated sections of my order in order to test the efficiency of my words, united we are about 6.800.000 people. Excuse my anger below, I mean I was in a coma and ended up on some hard painkillers, and while I am still tapering down on a "totally medicinally safe" dosage of 20 mg valium its a bitch, even for a guy that enjoys a mild painkiller every now and then in order to focus. Excuse my excessive typing, its paincontrol vs the stress and all 64 side effects of valium. I am alive, and my followers know that, I do not mean to brag, but Neronism tends to end up fucked up when I am gone with people trying to live up to what only I can do apparently, so I decided it was time to mash the separate groups together... Btw, we live at point zero now, if you do not know where that is, I can inform you at later time. But be quick about it if you have more questions, we only chat on horsehead due the "discussed hours"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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