What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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I only like NY as a friend.

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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"Hello." "Hi."

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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