What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

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Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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A pope meets another one

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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