Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

luke moore cant pull it back

Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

The Braves win the N.L. east

Hello penis

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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