Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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Lets go Yankees

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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