What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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