What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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Womens rights.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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