A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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