- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

rose are red violets should be purple

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

A fat boy walked into a party

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza does'nt scream in the oven

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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