- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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