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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Falafel. Falafel who? I falafel. You feel awful? Ha, ha, ha! Oh, what a kneeslapper! Oh, God! Thanks for the laugh, I was feeling a little down and I... No, I just meant I ate a falafel. Oh. Yeah.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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