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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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