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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

dick dick dick... frogs

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Cheese

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

Wigan.

-Knock knock -Come on in!

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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