THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Steve Jensen. Oh hi Steve, come in.

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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