Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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redtube

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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Paige

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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A man in a restaurant says "Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter apologizes and offers to comp the meal.

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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