Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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#Getweird

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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a horse nibbled a baby

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This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in a village atop a hill. Citizens were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from the age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest. Fear in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He said to himself, there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's Magical Basement. Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonny's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a carton of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took the carton of Ribena, crumpled it up, spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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