Do you know what color comes after 9?

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

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Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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