What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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