- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

wanna hear a joke womens rights

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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