Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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soccer

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Listen, I cannot as much as I would like, to take the full responsibility for every decision my former followers might decide to make of their own, we are no religion nor do we follow any kind of doctrines, we encourage freedom but also respect for our fellow human beings, all of them regardless of race or affiliation. But you let me know whoever has as much as looked at you the wrong way, and I will make sure they no longer find themselves welcome within my order, nor anywhere else if their actions merit the firm hands of justice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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Black people

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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