When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Roses are red, violets are blue something stinks and I think it's you!

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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Bob fell off his roof.

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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