How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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I never asked for this.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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