What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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Q: If a midget walks by a woman stops and says "your hair smells nice today" is it sexual harassment? A: Yes, sexual harassment is a very serious subject and should not be allowed no matter your race, religion, or size.

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watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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women's rights

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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The holocaust

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Lockerbie bombing

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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