What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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