Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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