What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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dog

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

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There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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Tennesse

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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