What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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whats better than shoes feet

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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What should I name my dog?

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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