How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Anti Joke

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