Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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pull my finger (farts)

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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