Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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I regret everything.....

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

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Walking down a cold, lonely, deserted street is a 10 year old who lost her parents. she has with her in plain sight her fathers wallet, so full of cash that it is literally too full. all of a sudden, a black man with a gum jumps out from around the corner. he then proceeds to mug her and shoot her. thanking the man for playing cops with her using finger guns, she goes home with a new coffee mug and a stick of gum. she died three days later from unrelated incidents.

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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