What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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Dancing Potatoe!

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A storm be brewin!

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

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Duke Nukem censored line: What are you waiting for? the celebration of the day you crucified Jesus and ate his flesh and blamed it upon the anti christ because of... Victory? Because you know Jesus gave his life in order to prove that he was immortal and died for your sins because his life is eternal... Satan your Moral Man: Nah, lets just go with "what are you waiting for, christmas?" Now go celebrate you murdering your savior which said "ill be back" on the cross and returned three days later at his second coming? Seriously? I thought only Jesus: The guy that was totally an ARAB (deny it and be consumed in the flames of hell, not my problem), and Jesus: strikes back came out, where can I get Jesus: The third coming? Factoid: Yeah Jesus was totally a blonde haired white man which went clothed in the finest ARYAN silks, in addition he only drove in his MUSTANG 9001 and smoked Lucky Strike... Which did nothing for his luck...

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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a chinese man pays the full price

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? Learn to duck.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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